August 25, 2019Comments are off for this post.

My Apple Product Life-Cycle Weekend

Last weekend, I lived inside of an Apple product launch : from conception, to launch, sales, and end-of-life.

The product? Apple Card Covers. 500 "premium cellulose fiber" Apple Card Covers sold in a weekend. My thoughts on the media hype beast that made this project possible and what it might mean.

Why I Made My Apple Product: Background

Back in March 2019, Apple announced that it would launch a new type of credit card - one tightly integrated with its wallet app and Apple Pay which also offered new levels of simplicity and privacy. 

Apple also announced a companion card that you could use if a vendor didn’t accept ApplePay. It looked really cool, as far as physical credit cards go. White and gray with a laser-etched Apple logo on the front and no number or signature on the back. Oh, and the card itself? Milled from titanium. 

Want to jump down the rabbit hole into the design aspects of the Apple Card? Arun Venkatesan goes into intricate detail on his blog post, The Design of Apple’s Credit Card. Here’s an excerpt.

As is expected from Apple, the card is unlike any other. At a close glance, the minutest details set it apart from the rest . . . This level of obsession with the details is nearly expected from Apple. 

Arun Venkatesan

Let’s just say people lauded Apple’s phenomenal attention to detail for the design of this card. 

Until they didn’t.

Apple Card Launch

On Tuesday, August 20th, Apple Card launched for all US consumers. I applied for a card and got one in short order.  

The whole experience was smooth. The application process was simple, opting out of the arbitration clause - that “the internet” said you should do - was super easy (via text message no less), and receiving Apple Card via FedEx and then activating it via the proximity sensor embedded in the packaging was really slick. 

And the titanium card did look cool. I never intended to really use it.  It would mostly just sit on my desk. Some people did use it, and posted photos of it dirty.

A couple days later, people also noticed a particular line of text on the Apple Card support page warning that, “some fabrics, like leather and denim, might cause permanent discoloration that will not wash off.” 

The damage wouldn’t stop the card from working; just some cosmetic disfigurement. Like many Apple snafu’s, perceived or warranted, this one blew up on the internet quickly.  

Apple Card Coverage

The only piece I read that called out this click-centric tempest in a teapot coverage was by Zach Epstein for BGR titled: Please, for the love of God, shut up about the Apple Card getting ruined by leather and denim. He pointed out that worn looking credit cards were not something new and gave reasons why.  

About the only thing that was new was the fact that Apple pointed out that credit cards suffer wear (and provided instructions on how to avoid or mitigate Apple Card from suffering the same fate).  

If Apple hadn’t said anything, nobody would have reported anything. Yes, it is sort of amusing that a card held up to such “exacting design standards” was just as likely to get damaged by the things that damage your run of the mill payment card. But it's sort of akin to poking fun at the child who points out that “The Emperor has no clothes on.”

I wasn’t really paying attention to the stories and then on Friday the 23rd, even my Dad emailed me about it. 

Subject: should have used plastic, with a link to a CNN article on the “fiasco.” 

I emailed him back, “Everyone loves to poke fun at Apple. They should just get those paper gift card sleeves and emboss them with their logo - and sell them for $10.99. They can run a print advert with this text underneath: April Fools seven months early." 

Then I decided why not do it myself?

I launch MY Apple Card Cover

Step 01: The Cover

I picked up a gift card cover and did a quick photoshoot at home with my Apple Card.

Step 02: The Description

This step is the most fun for me. How would I describe my Apple Card cover? How would Apple describe a cover they designed? They’d use Apple-speak. And so would I. 

https://www.apple.com/apple-card/

I took the first statement Apple made about the card on their website and added some tongue in cheek, self-aware, yet earnest additions.  

APPLE ME
Apple card is here. And you wouldn’t want to get it dirty like a regular card would you?
It’s a new kind of credit card. And it should be treated as such.
Created by Apple, not a bank. So of course, it needs a cover.
Apple Card completely rethinks everything about the credit card. Except how you keep the thing looking shiny and new.
It represents all the things Apple stands for. Like simplicity, transparency, and privacy. You wouldn’t step out of your home without clothing?
Why expect that of your Apple Card?

And then I channeled my inner Jonny Ive and came up with some ad copy.

That’s why we sourced these premium cellulose fiber sleeves. They come only in black thus ensuring the best Apple Card spending experience during each and every use.

Don't be surprised if you find yourself suppressing a slight gasp as you marvel at the striking contrast of the pristine arctic white laser-etched Apple Card juxtaposed with the matte black sleeve. 

And then I concluded with a bit of marketing that Steve would have gotten behind:

For the price of a song.

Add to my Etsy store in the “Fun Things” category, alongside my Jeff Goldblum belt buckle.

Step 3: Get It Out There

I posted a few links to my Apple Card cover on Reddit. I was not expecting to sell any of these covers, just have some fun.

I chose r/Apple (for obvious reasons), r/humor (again, for obvious reasons), and r/CreditCards (where at least one person appreciated my satirical product and gilded the post silver). 

I watched my Google Analytics light up as people visited my Etsy Listing.

No sales. And then after about twenty minutes . . . I sold one. Then an hour passed. A sale. Then another and another. What was going on?

None of my Reddit posts were upvoted - 3 of the 4 posted were at zero, the lowest a Reddit past can be. I eventually saw that a site I hadn’t posted on had referred several visitors to my listing. 

My cover had caught the eye of someone at a tech blog. They posted a story about the cover and the sales started coming. My iPhone notifications were going crazy and they didn’t stop throughout the night and the next day. 

Step 4: Figure Out What To Do

I was going to have to deliver card covers to people. I had a source. But how much money was I going to be making? After Etsy fees (¢20 per renewed listing + a sales fee), shipping (¢50 via USPS), envelopes/labels, and time spent folding and mailing . . . I’d be lucky to make $80.

This wasn’t a viable business. The time spent folding plus fees killed any profits. I take pride in the kind of service I typically give my customers. For example, I usually write a personal note thanking them for their purchase. But that was out of the question with the volume of sales I experienced. I couldn’t keep up.  

Furthermore, this was a classic arbitrage situation, I was sourcing these covers for a low price and selling them at a higher price, but it wouldn’t last long. Copycats who were better positioned to actually make a profit were sure to pop up eventually.  

So, I decided to cap the total I would sell at 500 covers - with a caveat, or ten.

Step 5: Have Fun - Special Editions

I held back 10 covers so that when I sold out, which I did Saturday afternoon, I could re-list nine of those covers as belonging to a group of the “Last 10.” I added special edition text to the listing:


LAST 10 APPLE CARD COVERS WE WILL EVER SELL

Once they are gone they are gone forever. Will they become sought after pieces of Apple memorabilia? We don’t know. 

All we do know is that these are the LAST TEN IN THE WORLD

Protect YOUR Apple Card with this rare and highly sought after cover (over 490 sold to date).

Purchase Includes:

  • Apple Card Sleeve (matte black)
  • Authentic Apple Sticker (One Per Cover)
  • Certificate of Authenticity (Signed)
  • Upgraded Shipping (1st Class w/Tracking)

Accept no substitutes.


I priced them at $10.

And you know what? They sold. All nine were gone by that evening. 

That left the final one. Cover Nº500. The last of the covers. The most special one. 


THIS IS THE LAST REMAINING APPLE CARD COVER AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE

There are NO OTHERS like it.

WE ARE OUT OF STOCK AND ARE UNABLE TO OBTAIN MORE

You Will NEVER Find Another One Because We Are Not Selling Any More

This is the LAST of its KIND

Purchase Includes:

  • Apple Card Sleeve (matte black)
  •  Authentic Apple Sticker (TWO)
  • Certificate of Authenticity (Signed)
  • Exclusive “Collector” Packaging (Special Edition)
  • Upgraded Shipping (Priority Mail w/tracking and Insurance)

Accept no substitutes.


I priced it at $100.

I went to bed and woke up to a notification on my phone saying it sold as well.

I had one cover left. The prototype cover. The original that inspired this journey.

There’s a rich history of people acquiring and selling prototype Apple products. I was going to piggyback on that history.


BEYOND RARE - Prototype Apple Card Cover

Before the SOLD OUT AND NEVER TO BE STOCKED AGAIN 500 Apple Card Covers there was Ur-Cover

Following in a line of prototype products, for sale is the prototype Apple Card Cover that birthed the 500 that SOLD OUT right here not long ago.

This ULTRA MEGA RARE find may not have been designed in the Cupertino design lab alongside the likes of the prototype Mac SE or the Indigo iBook G3 prototype (both pictured). But it was the FIRST COVER CONCEIVED as a cover FOR a product that was designed by someone in Cupertino.

This Alpha prototype of the popular Apple Card cover is the ULTIMATE COLLECTOR’S DREAM if your dream as a collector is to own the prototype cover that spawned over 500 successful Apple Card Covers which you can no longer purchase from here.

ONE and ONLY one - Like Neo from The Matrix

Purchase Includes

  • The One and Only PROTOTYPE Apple Card Cover (matte black)
  • Authentic Apple Sticker (TWO)
  • Certificate of Authenticity and Provenance (Signed)
  • Exclusive Prototype “Collector” Packaging (MEGA Special Edition)
  • POLISHING CLOTH (Black, of course)
  • Upgraded Shipping (Priority Mail w/tracking and Insurance)

Accept no substitutes.


I priced it at $1,000.

 It hasn’t sold. But you never know. 

I see it as a monument to my weekend glimpse into Apple product silliness.

Conclusion

I never intended to have this window into the Apple product lifecycle. But it happened. Immediate takeaways?  

  • I should have priced the covers higher, but then I couldn’t have marketed them for the “price of a song.” 
  • Being at the right place, at the right time, with the right skills, and most importantly getting lucky that a tech site picked up on this was key.  
  • Maybe Apple should have shipped the darn thing with a cover - or solved the credit card wear issue and used gorilla glass or something.
  • Mailing out 500 Apple Card covers is exhausting. It's not hard work but it's not something you'd want to do for an extended period.

The fact that I sold 500 card covers in a weekend shows that there's a need, a perceived one at least, for a product to protect your Apple Card. This need was driven by media coverage that blew all notion of proportionality out out of the water.

A scuff on a charge card is not a grave consequence. But coverage of scuffs on an Apple Card became a "thing" on the internet. I don't fault the people who spent $1.29 on a paper cover because of all this reporting. (I think the folks who spent more were having a good time and have more disposable income than I do. )

The media over-reported this but in the quest for relevant content and clicks, they sort of have to report on these sort of things. What's the solution? Take a step back? Adopt a "slow news" mentality? I don't know, but I'lll certainly be pondering this conundrum more thanks to this little art project.

 

May 10, 2019Comments are off for this post.

Spot The Fake Apple Watch Charging Dock

A few months ago I was duped into buying a counterfeit Apple Watch charging dock on eBay. Now, when I say duped I knew something was fishy since the price for a legitimate dock would be at least quadruple the $15.99 asking price (now it's $20.99) the seller wanted.

The same seller selling the same fake dock for five more dollars.

Since this was going to be an extra dock for my old Series 0, I was willing to give it a shot though. It arrived quickly and at first glance looked to be from Apple. But when I compared it to the dock I already had, it was clearly a fake. I was OK with this, as long as it worked, but it didn't. So not only did I get a fake dock but I got a fake dock that didn't have the decency to even function.

I got my money back thanks to eBay/PayPal's guarantee and forgot about the whole thing. Then the seller contacted me about changing my review of the transaction, since they were kind enough to refund me.

And then Best Buy had an in-store sale on Apple Watch Magnetic Charging Docks for $47.99. I bought one and dug out the fake to compare.

Can you spot the difference?

Both certainly look similar.

The fake dock is on the left. The only visual difference is the omission of the  logo.

The back of the box looks similar too. The counterfeiter didn't match the typeface correctly though - it's heavier than the light weight type Apple uses.

When you open the box the differences become noticeable.

Notice the color variation.

The two docks look different - especially right next to each other. If a legitimate dock wasn't available for comparison someone with only a passing acquaintance with Apple products and their design might get fooled - especially if the fake dock worked.

But if you look at the quality of the two you can see the difference.

Start with the packaging. The paper is decent but nowhere near approaching Apple's quality. And look at the corners of the box. The cuts and veneer pasting are very poor. There's no way Apple would ship any product in a package this shoddily made.

Now lets look at the dock itself. The top surface of the fake dock has a vinyl-like feel and appearance. And when you flip it over, not only is the typeface and text all wrong but you can see exposed wires on the underside of the flip mechanism which itself is also poorly made.

The genuine Apple dock has an alcantara-like top and the charge mechanism feels solid, like a bolt action rifle in terms of quality and feel. The metal is also not chintzy chrome plated plastic.

Check out the charging cable that came with the fake.

Here's the real thing.

The fake is a trademark of "Apple Ine" and if you need to contact them about FCC compliance write to "Cor porate Compliance."

Suffice to say the real instruction book was proofread by someone at Apple who did their job properly.

There's also a difference in the instruction pictograms.

The fake instructions. NOTE: all gray text and images.

Authentic Apple instructions. Notice the lime green arrows.

Conclusion

I know, I know. "You get what you pay for." And if I were going into a transaction with full knowledge that what I was getting wasn't made by Apple, that would be one thing. But this fake product was advertised on eBay using the Apple part number and uses packaging, instructions, and materials that are meant to fool consumers into thinking they are buying an Apple product - albeit at a steep discount.

This is fraud.

There's not much that consumers can do except be aware that this type of product fraud exists and make sure you go into transactions knowing as much as you can about what a real product looks like so you won't be duped.

When you're deal hunting on eBay or Amazon, even for something small like this dock, consider a few things: What if it caught fire? Or damaged your Watch? Who would you go after for redress?

The legit product may cost more - we've all aware of the perceived Apple Tax - but there are reasons for this besides greed. One reason is that there is an actual company that stands behind these products. If anything goes wrong or something needs to be replaced, the company is in a place to offer a fix. I know, some of their keyboards aren't really holding up but Apple is pretty good - not perfect - about fixing defective products.

When you get a bargain, you may not be getting what you think you bargained for, just be informed.

January 29, 2019Comments are off for this post.

Ken Kocienda’s Creative Selection Should Be On Your Reading List

Creative Selection by Ken Kocienda

Publisher: St. Martin's Press (September 4, 2018)

A review with commentary by Jeremy Burnich

Ken Kocienda’s book, “Creative Selection: Inside Apple’s Design Process During the Golden Age of Steve Jobs,” is an entertaining and well-written account of one man’s experience working at Apple. It covers a period roughly from the time of the G4 “Sunflower” iMac (my favorite iMac design) up until the release of the iPad. 

There was some very innovative work being done in Cupertino at that time and the author shares snapshots of his contributions including his port of the Safari web browser to his work on the iPhone keyboard.

I didn’t even know who Ken Kocienda was and decided to find out who came up with the original iPhone keyboard after months of frustration typing on my iPhone 10 keyboard.

I googled “iphone keyboard designer” and an article about Ken and his newly published book came up. 

Here’s the part that got me:

So you have to make a judgment call, and we did. We had discussions about how should this software behave . . . [and] we decided to err on the side of not inserting obscenities into the text that might be going to your grandma. This issue was something that we dealt with in a related context, which is hate speech. We discovered that we needed to add words that you would never say in polite speech — racial, ethnic slurs. We actually needed to research and get a compendium of these words and add them to the [iPhone] dictionary. Seems like an odd exercise, but those words were in the dictionary, marked specially so that they would never be offered as a correction, so that the software would never assist you in typing these words.

Keyboard complaints aside, I hadn’t considered the thought that went into the iPhone’s touch screen keyboard. I remember picking up the first iPhone the day it came out and the keyboard just worked. It was just how it was and I didn’t give it much consideration. 

But reading about that one aspect of one part of a device that a large portion of the world now uses every day clued me into what kind of company Apple was at the time. I was going to read this book.

It is is divided into 10 relatively short and easily digestible chapters. The introduction summarizes what and why he’s going to try to get across and posits that at its core (unintentional pun now intended) Apple is a software company because it’s the software that people use. I can see his point but would argue that thoughtfully considered hardware is essential for good software to be enjoyed. A phone that is uncomfortable to hold or that has an underpowered processor or a weak battery will "spoil the barrel." I think Kocienda would agree (as we’ll see), so I’m not going to argue the point.

Either way, after contemplating the software made during his tenure at Apple he concludes that the “special sauce” is derived from seven essential ingredients.   They are (in no order of importance):

  1. Inspiration - thinking big and imagining what could be
  2. Collaboration - working together and seeking to complement each others’ strengths
  3. Craft - applying the skills you have to achieve the best results you can and striving to continually improve.
  4. Diligence - doing the work (and showing it) and not hanging on to or harboring excuses for failure.
  5. Decisiveness - if you are empowered to make a choice, you make it and refuse to delay or procrastinate
  6. Taste - developing your sense of taste and judgment and finding a balance that produces a pleasing and integrated whole. 
  7. Empathy - trying to see the world from others’ perspectives and creating work that fits into their lives and adapts to their needs

If what you are making consists of these ingredients, according to Kocienda, you are on your way to making something good. It might not be a hit.  It might fail. It might not work out but it will have potential

How are those ingredients mixed? 

The Process of Creation

Probably one of the most important things that Ken talks about in this book is the power, importance, and prominence of “The Demo.”  He relates that it set in motion a virtuous circle - one that reinforces and perpetuates the mixing and remixing of the seven ingredients. What you get from this churn is the embodiment of those qualities. It’s very Zen, but he’s very convincing.

The Primacy of The Demo

The Demo is so key to the whole process that it’s the title of the first chapter in the book. Remember how Steve Jobs would do product demonstrations during his keynotes?  Well, it turns out that demo was the culmination of hundreds (if not thousands) of smaller demos that took place all over the Apple campus throughout a product’s development.

Kocienda introduces the concept by describing one of those smaller demos . . . that he gave to Steve Jobs.  Can you imagine?  When I think of presenting something directly to Steve Jobs, I imagine something sort of like this.

That’s a caricature of what it was like but I’m sure people on the receiving end of an unsuccessful demo had the same look on their face as Prince Thun.  It’s a given that you wouldn’t be presenting Steve Jobs with some rough around the edges proof of concept that hadn’t been vetted before but it was probably a nerve-wracking experience even under ideal circumstances.  

At the same time, these demonstrations were key to determining potential and discerning worthiness of pursuit. Kocienda notes that with these demos, Steve’s goal was to ensure that something was as intuitive and straightforward as possible. He felt this goal was  important enough that he was willing to invest his own time, effort, and influence to observe and critique these demos.  

Kocienda doesn’t delve into Steve’s temper. It’s well documented that he had one.  What he does do is demonstrate that during this “golden age” his temper was tempered by his lieutenants (and that he was a more seasoned and mature person as well).  The people Steve surrounded himself with were as important as the man himself.  See ingredient two - Collaboration.  Henri Lamiraux then the vice president of software engineering melded his strengths (like calmness) to diffuse situations that without such a filter could lead to bruised egos. He acted as a buffer between his team of programmers and the hard to please company executives so that hurt feelings wouldn’t get in the way of the goal.  He translated expletive-laden reports into directives his people could follow in the pursuit of making a great product.  One aspect of collaboration, one piece of that virtuous circle.

Ken Demos to Steve

And let's face it, Steve probably had a lot on his mind, had limited time, and had a lot to accomplish.  So when Kocienda describes his introduction to perform his demo it feels like he was granted an audience.  “Steve, this is Ken.  He worked on the iPhone keyboard.  He has some tablet keyboard designs to show you.” His work was good enough and the project important enough that he earned that audience. 

The Demo was the primary mechanism through which an idea was transformed into something tangible. It was the path walked on the way to the destination - for Kocienda, a fast web browser or an intuitive keyboard. It was the way to achieve the vision articulated by the leader.

Apple was made up of decisive people because they were constantly making and building on decisions via The Demo.  It was a process of progress through distillation - to what Ken calls later in the book “convergence,” when all those decisions start coalescing.  But it started with the demos. 

Making a Demo

Go to an IKEA and there will be dummy TV’s and fake fruit in bowls along with the furniture.  The audience is there for the furniture, not the TV’s or produce. According to Kocienda, making a Demo is a lot like those props in IKEA - you have to determine which features you are going to include and which aren’t relevant. To do this you have to considering who will be in the audience.

 A demo has to be convincing enough to explore an idea (or be a step towards making a product in a late-stage demo), even if the actual “how” hasn’t been thoroughly explored yet. Initially, look for ways to make quick progress and watch for things that stall progress or that indicate a lack of potential.  This is the time where you can cut corners and skip unnecessary effort (via streamlining and removal of distractions) to focus attention on where it needs to be - towards an end goal.  Combining inspiration, decisiveness, and craft make for good demos. 

Kocienda notes that Steve Jobs was a preparer.  He practiced so that his performance looked effortless.  Weeks or a month before one of the “Big Announcements” he would begin rehearsing, going over the material until he had the presentation honed and knew it cold. When he observed Jobs’ practice routines, Ken realized that his demos could benefit from similar rehearsal.

At Apple, people weren’t just making demos for the sake of making a demo. Demos were made in the service of achieving a vision. In anything beyond the mundane you need to communicate a well-articulated vision for what you intend to do. That is the starting point and in a sense, you then work backward from there to figure out how to do it.

Coming up with a compelling vision is difficult but it’s the thing that gives focus.  This is not a new. Striving for an ideal is something people do all the time, whether it’s an Arthurian idea of kingliness or the example Kocienda uses from Vince Lombardi:

We are going to relentlessly chase perfection, knowing full well that we will not catch it, because perfection is not attainable. But we are going to relentlessly chase it because, in the process, we will catch excellence. 

Vince Lombardi

Doing work to accomplish the vision is harder. Generating ideas, building off the ideas, not getting bogged down or lost, or failing outright. A significant part of attaining excellence is closing the gap between accidental and intentional.  To be able to achieve a specific and well-chosen thing - not just settling for something - takes hard work and countless wrong turns and missed steps along the way without giving up on the goal.  

Results come from work done without losing sight of the goal. 

Demos were the system Apple used to keep everyone honest about their work and progress. Even when demos went well, there was always feedback, suggestions for changes, etc. They were an open forum for exchanging ideas about how something could become better. When demos went poorly, Kocienda says there wasn’t finger-pointing.  There was constructive criticism. BUT, there was the expectation that the new demos would include a response to the feedback from the previous demos.  The one essential expectation: progress.

Demos were concrete examples meant to aid discussion and lead to progress. As an example, he says that a group could talk about what made a "cute puppy." A discussion of the idea of a cute puppy could go on forever. But if you were shown two photos of cute puppies you could make a choice and articulate a reason. Demos did this for ideas. They were manifestations of an idea to make people react and it was those reactions that were essential for driving progress. Direct feedback on one demo provided the impetus to transform it into the next. They were catalysts for creative decisions.

Making demos is hard.  You have to overcome apprehension about committing time and effort to an idea you aren’t sure is right. Then you have to expose that idea to smart people. For example, Kocienda states that designing an excellent user experience was as much about preventing negative experiences as facilitating positive ones.  Sometimes you make a design decision early on and you have worked hard on it. But you need to be open to seeing that maybe that decision is one of the things holding back progress.   

Ken notes that as part of his initial iPhone keyboard he wanted large keys with multiple letters per key. The design had a qwerty arrangement, used tap gestures, and a dictionary to assist. He stuck with the big keys on his design for a long time - it was the best keyboard that any of the Apple designers had come up with. But after several demos and after listening to feedback he realized that "big key" design decision was the thing that had to go to make progress. It had to get simpler. He listened to the users of his design - people on the iPhone team since it was a secret project - because although they weren’t down with the nitty-gritty of keyboard design, they could clearly articulate what needed to be done to make Ken's keyboard better.

A demo isn’t a finished product.  A demo is more like a successful audition rather than a sold-out performance. 

There is plenty more that you can glean from this book - but the importance of the demo is paramount.  There are some fascinating discussions throughout that I haven’t touched on: Convergence - the final phase of making an Apple product;  On taste, developing a refined sense of judgement to find the balance that produces a pleasing and integrated whole; and more. 

Instead of writing about every single topic I encourage you to READ THIS BOOK.  It doesn't have the gossip, politicking, and behind the scenes shenanigans that many books about Apple contain. In fact, if you knew nothing about the various personalities at Apple when Steve was there, you'd be forgiven if you thought that it was some sort of "Kumbaya" idyllic environment. But this isn't a book on people - It's a book on process.

If you want insight into the process that Apple employed during the second reign of Steve Jobs to make "insanely great" products then this book is for you. It’s completely worth your time to read and be a worthy addiction to your library. 

Interesting Asides:

Richard Stallman might be one of the most influential people you’ve never heard of.  He is a renowned programmer and technology activist who believed all software should be free.  With free software, if you are a programmer with a dream for a new app you can go onto the internet and find existing code that you can then tailor to work on your app.  Free software made good solutions to common problems readily available.

Donald Knuth - a computer scientist who’s not just a computer scientist, he can be considered one of the computer scientists.  The author of The Art of Computer Programming - it's a foundational text in the field. He says that programmers waste enormous amounts of time thinking about the speed of non-critical parts of programs and that they should forget about small efficiencies about 97% of the time : “premature optimization is the root of all evil.” There’s a time and a place for optimization. 

Insight: when software behavior starts getting mysterious, get more organized.

If you hit a wall and ask for help and you get it, show direct action.  It proves that the people didn’t waste their time helping you and with direct and unequivocal actions those people will like what they see and become invested in your success. 

Steve on Success: “I think if you do something and it turns out pretty good, then you should go and do something else wonderful.  Not dwell on it for too long.  Just figure out what’s next.”

Steve on Design: Design is how it works.  It’s not how it looks.  It’s more than just how it looks and feels.  It’s how it is. How it works. 

Product design should strive for a depth, beauty rooted in what a product does, not merely in how it looks and feels.  Objects should explain themselves.  

The Recipe

Be tasteful and collaborative and diligent and mindful of craft and the rest in all the things we did all the time.  Everything counts.  Nothing is too small. 

A combination of people and commitment.  Creative selection and the seven essential elements were the most important product development ingredients, but it took committed people to breathe life into these concepts and transform them into a culture.

October 15, 2016Comments are off for this post.

Ironclad Apple Watch Cover

blended-watch

I recently purchased an Apple Watch and although I’m fine with how it looks, I wanted to try making a cover to protect it and maybe make it stand out a little. 

All the covers/bumpers/protectors currently available look the same to me.  They are plastic that either look like metal or  chunky cases that turn the watch into a G-Shock.

Recently I found myself looking at old photographs of ironclad ships from the late 19th century.  You know, ships like the US Civil War steamship USS Monitor.  I really liked the rough and ready look of the riveted iron sheathing and decided to reference that design language when creating the look of my new watch case. In normal speak; I was going make my watch case look like an old warship.

The first thing I had to do was make a base model that fit the watch that I would ornament later.  Conveniently, Apple released a pretty comprehensive document called “Band Design Guidelines for Apple Watch,” that shows nearly every dimension of the watch.  That is a good baseline to start. But experience has taught me that it’s more useful to have the watch IRL and a set of digital calipers for quick on the spot measurements and troubleshooting.

I don’t really sketch my ideas out on paper. I’m more comfortable starting out on the computer and began to create my base model using Rhinoceros - my go to 3D modeling software.

apple watch lug

The digital "lug" and a version of the case

In short I created a “lug” which is nothing more than a simple model of the Apple Watch itself with a minimal amount of detail.  (Basically the outer case, the sensor disc on the bottom, and the button and digital crown on the side.) I worked off that lug (bouncing ideas and trying various concepts out) to create the case keeping in mind that the end goal would be made in cast metal (which has it’s own set of guidelines).

Off and on, I spent the next couple days roughly the following ways:  trying out a new idea, seeing how things worked, hitting walls, starting from scratch, sleeping on it, trying something new, failing, going for a run with my dog, approaching from a new direction, etc. 

My first attempt is always a MK1.  Any iterations on that model become a MK1.1.  When I feel that I’ve exhausted my well of ideas as they relate to that particular base model,  I start over from scratch and that becomes, you guessed it, a MK2.  I follow this process until I settle on something the meets my needs, will work 90% of the time, and fits within my budget.

The model that did that for me was the MK4. Once I was hit this milepost, I warmed up my home 3D printer (a New Matter MOD-t) and printed the result in PLA plastic (taking account of the 2 to 3% shrink factor that may occur with PLA printing). 

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Variations printed on my New Matter MOD-t

It didn’t fit right. The openings for the band weren’t placed correctly.

MK4.1.  Fix the openings and print again. 

The bands fit well but the bottom arms were too weak and would probably bend too easily in metal or might blow out in casting. (One actually broke on the plastic print.)

MK4.2. Strengthened the walls of the band opening and I added some ornamental struts on the top.  Started to print and “DOH!” Forgot to make the openings for the band!  Not really a problem though since I knew from the prior design that my measurements were fine.  I also found out I didn’t like the struts anyway.   

Finally, I printed MK4.2.3 and it fit well and would definitely be producible in cast metal. A couple minor touch ups and this model became the MK04.03 - the base model.

The next step was opening this model in a sculpting program called ZBrush. Could I have done the ornamental portions in Rhino?  Yes, but the end result would look too perfect.  By “hand” sculpting, the details would more closely approximate the look of the iron sheathing of the ship - which if you look closely, looks almost haphazard and is definitely imperfect -  lines aren’t straight, rivets aren’t perfectly in line, etc.

The case after some sculpting in ZBrush

The case after some sculpting in ZBrush

This sculpted model is now the final digital product.  The thing to do now is to get it sent off to a producer.  I often use Shapeways for this step because they offer 3D prints in variety of materials at reasonable prices with quick turnaround time.  It’s still not what you would call cheap, which is the reason I spent the time with my MOD-t iterating the design at home before I spent more sizable money on a quality print.    

I decided to get the first real print done in raw bronze.  I chose bronze because it’s an “old timey” metal and because from working with it in the past, I knew I could put a nice patina on it later using Liver of Sulphur.

I also thought that the color and overall design of the case would look really nice paired with a leather band that one might have been able to procure back in the 1860’s.  This band on Amazon fit the bill so I ordered it so that I’d have it when the case arrived from Shapeways.   

When the case arrived I took some photos so I could document how it looked before I did anything further to it.  A nice thing about Shapeways is that you can sell the things you make.  So I wanted to make sure I had photos of the case before I did any additional work  so that folks would know what they would get if they bought one. 

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Raw bronze case straight out of the Shapeways box.

Raw bronze case straight out of the Shapeways box.

The final step was to patina the case.  Liver of Sulphur is a great thing to have around if you like to put interesting surface treatments on metals.  It’s fairly innocuous - though it does stink - but because it is a chemical I try to be as safe as possible.  Goggles, proper glassware and use of a fume hood (the blower above my stove!). The process is pretty simple.

Warm water + Liver of Sulphur + the object to be treated. 

Getting treated in a bath of water and liver of sulphur

Getting treated in a bath of water and liver of sulphur

Let sit.  Stir a bit.  Let sit.  When it’s about done take it out and put it in a glass with baking soda to cancel out the reaction.  Wipe a bit with some paper towels. 

Baking soda bath and case post treatment

Baking soda bath and case post treatment

Polish and clean a bit with a Dremel.

Polish and clean with a Dremel rotary tool

Polish and clean with a Dremel rotary tool

For the final touch, I cropped this old photo of USS Monitor and added a sepia tone to it.  I then uploaded that photo to my watch to use as the background. Here’s a link to that cropped photo.

Once all that is done, put it all together and take some photos!

And that’s how I made an Apple Watch cover modeled after an ironclad ship.

EDIT: I wasn't really expecting this to be so popular!  A lot of folks have asked so if you are interested in purchasing one of these Steampunk Apple Watch covers I have just added them for sale right here on this website, on Etsy, and via Shapeways.

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